Eggs Pick up lines

The best Eggs pick up lines

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Feb 17
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How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized
👤︎ u/Audmania
📅︎ Dec 26
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How do you like your eggs?

- I think fertilized.
👤︎ u/doom_dodo
📅︎ Dec 08
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How do you like your eggs?

Is the question I want to ask you the following morning ;)
👤︎ u/Bicinno
📅︎ Nov 16
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since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

scrambled or fertilized?
👤︎ u/mitsukaikira
📅︎ Sep 27
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Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

or fertilized
👤︎ u/TyrantTumid
📅︎ Oct 30
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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
👤︎ u/B-RadKnows
📅︎ Sep 09
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How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?
👤︎ u/jayblaze521
📅︎ Aug 04
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Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 18
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How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?!

Kaboom!
👤︎ u/BioMagus
📅︎ Aug 20
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How do you like your eggs

Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 11
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How do you like your eggs?

Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
👤︎ u/Special-Boi
📅︎ Mar 23
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

....fertilized?
👤︎ u/dbeachside
📅︎ May 08
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How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.
👤︎ u/fightingpanda94
📅︎ Jun 09
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How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?
👤︎ u/zerohaxsystem
📅︎ Apr 25
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Damn girl are you Easter?

cuz i forgot you existed i only like you for your eggs
👤︎ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
📅︎ Apr 13
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How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?
👤︎ u/fadamf
📅︎ Sep 03
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
👤︎ u/lolalodge
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hope you like scrambled eggs..

Because they'll be scrambled after tonight ;)
👤︎ u/vasiliisikora
📅︎ Dec 13
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Do you want some breakfast?

Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs
👤︎ u/zoltbloom
📅︎ Jun 01
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Do you read Dr. Seuss?

Cause green eggs and daaaaamn
👤︎ u/ShockwaveMike
📅︎ Apr 15
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How do you feel about breakfast?

I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage
👤︎ u/Adammoses88
📅︎ Dec 18
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I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs
👤︎ u/thomasthenopeengine
📅︎ Feb 23
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(Not mine but) did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn
👤︎ u/nopeonarope-
📅︎ Sep 09
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Girl do you like a full English?

Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs
👤︎ u/CM8Vids
📅︎ Jan 31
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Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!
👤︎ u/Pizaman
📅︎ Nov 18
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