Pump Pick up lines

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Iโ€™m jealous of your heart...

Because Itโ€™s pumping inside of you and Iโ€™m not.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Madpenguin2006
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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i am jealous of your heart

it can pump inside you the whole day and i can't
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lenchil10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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Iโ€™m jealous of your heart

Because itโ€™s pumping inside of you and Iโ€™m not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/untilidie3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink* Ps: please dont kill yourself
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SBKingRose
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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If you were a fruit youโ€™d be a pumpkin...

Because I want to pump my next of kin in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iKGHayes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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I'm Jealous Of Your Heart

Because it's pumping in you and not me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cheemu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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I am so jealous of your heart

Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamafraazhussain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16
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Iโ€™m jealous of your heart

because itโ€™s pumping in you and iโ€™m not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dear-lauren
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 30
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Are you a rock type Pokรฉmon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lol_u_ded
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Iโ€™m jealous of your heart

Because itโ€™s pumping inside you and Iโ€™m not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oribaa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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I'm jealous of your heart.

Because its pumping inside of you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jeep240480
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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I'm jealous of your heart

It's pumping inside you and I'm not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CorrectHorse_Battery
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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