End Pick up lines

The best End pick up lines

The year might end soon

But my love for you won't
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maniac_0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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If you are the south end of a magnet...

Then I must be the north end because damn im attracted to you .
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcsuplex8790
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crackit_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingKush24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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You should come over and sit on the end of this...

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilwoodzey2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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hey girl, do you think earth is really going to end in 2020,

or we have chance of having future together?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dipesh_does_things
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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How do I know I’ll get laid at the end of the night?ΒΏ

β€œBecause I’m bigger than you...”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrkdbywp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because I just know that by the end of the night I’m going to bang you on the table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/0m3gaMan5513
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Are you Gordan Ramsey?

Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/24zsdbif
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?

Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head Note: number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:) To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road

Coz I can wait for my Turn all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cptomgipwndu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Let me read my to do list before the world ends...

1. You - Day 77
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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I'm not a system developer...

But I'd love to work on your back end.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/syzygylym
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Are you the earth by the end of this century?

Because ur hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FooThePerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Damn girl, are you a fairytale?

Because I want you to give me a happy ending.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Roses are red, blue are the skies above

Girl, it’s right there in the spelling; I don’t see an n/end in β€œour love.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebcruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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World's going extinct, let's live like today's the end...

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed πŸ€ͺ - Day 41
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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At the end of the night you gon call me Adam Smith...

...Cause after that division of labia my hand gonna be invisible
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tavixes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Hey girl, Are you a high end GPU with no fans...

Because you're hot af.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisshannn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Are you an End Crystal?

Are you an End Crystal? Because I'd like you to dance on the tip of my tower.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ixaruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Hey girl, are you an assisted living facility?

Because I am gonna end up in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreakinEnigma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak ;-)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thushar1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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I think we would make a good couple

we are like queen Elizabeth's life left never ending
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/easportshelp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Little urgent help pls ...

Her initial is Z and mine is Y. Anything can think of a smooth pick up line using that info ? Maybe something to do with the Alphabet song on how it ends with "YZ" ? lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Need some tasteful ideas

Need some witty lines for a chick named diamond, I've made some up for the past few days an they make her smile but I've alas I've come to a dead end thankssss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zackattack-6996
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time 2) Because I want you to choke me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naamoos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Are you the end of the world?

Bc I’m hella looking forward to seeing u soon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/starsaisy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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A wise man once said β€œTo end suffering means to end all desires”

But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dee-Pac-Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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What are you doing tonight? Does it start with an M and end with an E

My wife?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KJLJon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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I just searched for a trip to the 7 wonders of the world

I guess that trip ends here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rapidapz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)

end me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cerbrives
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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I'm gonna skip studying you

Cause whatever I skip ends up coming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fredeter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cooldude_324
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnitaWin_1546
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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My love for you is like pi

Its never ending
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dustymc456
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Roses are red, Corona's not the flu...

Let this lockdown end and then I'll stick my dick in you - Day 108
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Hey Baby, are you into the end of the world?

Cause I'd like to Arma-get-it-on with you. ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lucioghosty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Hey girl, are you a gun?

Cause I want to end my life with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Green_Knight101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamusuallyright102
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fakeidforreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Do you like fairy tales?

Cause I'd like a happy ending
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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going out with you is like spilling water

i always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bueduelord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence. Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid. Obligatory "Works every time"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamondragan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey girl, are you a Ford Pinto?

Cause you've got a fiery rear-end.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theoneguy635
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Cant believe that I even said this, or furthermore that it ended in a BJ. Two Words

" Wanna Canoodle? "
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Z050
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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Hey are you a pot of gold?

Because i want you to be at the end of my rainbow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HomelessT9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Are you the universe?

Because my love for you is never ending
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Our love is just like a ray

With a begining, but no end bae ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jesilitikvadrat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Whats the difference boobies and toys

Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZachandhisCat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Hey baby let’s play football

I’ll be the quarterback and you be the tight-end.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paranormalmb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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How do you respond to β€œHey what’s cookin’ good lookin’?”

I’m used to being on the other end of this so I have no idea how to respond to this pls help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yipyo20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey there, are you passion of the christ?

cuz when i met you, i knew you'd end up being my my salvation.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chexmp
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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Are you a German fork?

Cos I want you on the end of my sausage
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CM8Vids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Are you a horror movie?

Because I'd cry over you for months on end.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlannaNoel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeliphBlue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Right so I have no clue how to talk to girls

Just to give you a clarification on how shit I am at talking to girls at prom once this girl I was friends with wore this long and wide red dress that fell behind her and I said to her β€œyou look lovely, you look like a very beautiful jabba” she didn’t know what that was and as if that wasn’t a godsend enough that she didn’t know and that a higher power wasn’t telling me to just end on your beautiful I then proceeded to say β€œumm you look like a very pretty slug” right so now everything’s cleared up that’s not even the worst thing I’ve ever said to a girl the only reason I actually have any girls who are friends is because once at a party I was drunk and I said I was gay, I’m not but the next day at college all the girls were putting me cause all the roadmen were Fucking getting a right laugh out of it then they all got suspended then all the girls started talking to me so I just went along with it Right so now that rabbit hole is impossible to get out of so I’m bisexual according to everyone but me, I don’t know how to Fucking be a human being for more than three minutes HELP
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/areallytinyhorse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Dating me is like ingesting NH3

Either way, you'll end up with A Moan In Ya.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kirbstah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Trying to remember a pick up line

There's a pick up line I'm thinking of that starts off as a typical cheesy one, then they cross the end with "cause Tennessee". Can't find it anywhere, can anyone help?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/321HelicopterDick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Do you play football?

Because you got a tight end.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anus_slayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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