Express Pick up lines

The best Express pick up lines

Is this the Hogwarts Express?

Because it feels like you and I are heading somewhere magical -Day 1
👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1
📅︎ Oct 22
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Is this The Hogwarts Express?

Cuz I can tell we're heading somewhere magical ;D
👤︎ u/ILoveFries5
📅︎ Feb 26
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Roses are red, your beauty is no question

There’s nobody equal to you, like mathematical expressions.
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 05
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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are
👤︎ u/boopain
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you an algebraic expression?

Because I want to combine like terms with you.
👤︎ u/munkeynuggets
📅︎ Feb 25
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She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
👤︎ u/berdiaon
📅︎ Dec 28
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What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent 😉
👤︎ u/literallyliquid
📅︎ Aug 11
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