File Pick up lines

The best File pick up lines

Are you a compressed file?

Cause you make me wanna unzip youπŸ˜…
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theHumanZimvo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey girl I brew my own beer, file my own taxes, make my own porn

Threw some words together, should I try this on someone?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pypluto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey baby are you a compressed file?

Because I would love to unzip you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedeathgames223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Are you a compressed file...

Cause I'd love to unzip you... xD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McKing_07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Girl you're like a compressed file...

Cause I would like to unzip you 😏 - day 38
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arm3tt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tapatioman19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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