Flower Pick up lines

The best Flower pick up lines

Hey girl are you a flower? ❤️

Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3
👤︎ u/LaggsAreCC
📅︎ Nov 20
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
📅︎ Jan 06
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Are you a self-pollinating flower?

Cuz you can go fuck yourself
👤︎ u/Uber_Cena
📅︎ Nov 09
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If you were a flower at my garden

You'd be Rose
📅︎ Dec 21
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If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind
📅︎ Oct 15
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What kind of flowers do you like?

Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy
📅︎ Nov 21
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Hi there (girl that has a name of a flower as her name)

Mind if I pollenate you?
👤︎ u/dhsgsvne
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey, are you a flower?

Cause when i saw you, my dick just ROSE.
👤︎ u/idrisitogs
📅︎ Nov 15
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whats your favorite flower?

oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight
👤︎ u/jvapour
📅︎ May 20
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If you were a flower,

You would be a damnndelion 🦁🌼. It's worked on tinder for me like at least ten times.
👤︎ u/Winslowest
📅︎ Sep 10
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Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 26
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Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you
📅︎ May 20
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hey girl are you a flower

cuz i wanna plant my seed in you
👤︎ u/crystalfood
📅︎ Jan 06
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Roses are red, violets are flowers

When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.
📅︎ Jan 02
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Hey sexy, are you a flower pot?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you.
👤︎ u/YuXinWolf
📅︎ Feb 25
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Did a bee try to attack you this morning?

Because I totally confused you for a flower
📅︎ Nov 14
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They say there’s beauty in the eyes of the bee holder...

I might have that saying wrong, but you should let that little guy go, he’s got flowers to pollenate
👤︎ u/saylorallen
📅︎ Oct 19
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Roses are red...Violets are a flower

I think about you when i'm taking a shower.
👤︎ u/maxer019
📅︎ May 18
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Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you When I’m taking a shower
📅︎ May 07
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You’re a flower and I’m a bee

And you should let me pollinate
👤︎ u/OnlyIcy
📅︎ Apr 03
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Girl is chillin on my couch, I'm totally into her, I have flowers for her in my car, and I'm super beta right now, hep?

Help 4 beta love
📅︎ Apr 03
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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Valentine's Day Special

Hey, I may not have any flowers, but I do have tulips for you ;)
📅︎ Feb 15
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