Fluid Pick up lines

The best Fluid pick up lines

They call me a non-newtonian fluid

Because the harder you slap me the harder I get

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👤︎ u/cdwr

📅︎ Dec 06

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I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Nov 30

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Are you Spiderman's web shooters

Coz you need some of my web fluid inside you..

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👤︎ u/triple_scoop97

📅︎ May 08

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