Game Pick up lines

The best Game pick up lines

Are you a video game?

Because I want to play all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoofyRobot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Whats your favorite game?

Mines following you without you knowing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allisongibson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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hey wanna play a game ?

hey girl wanna play a game ? a word of 3 letters means cute ? thats right " you "
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drose669
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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You are the expansion pack to my EA game

:3
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BallisticDrizzt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I like playing video game

Because you are my candy crush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chuong9324
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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girl they say that loves a game

i guess your the final boss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Hey girl are you a video game

Cause I want to play with you all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Are you a video game?

Because I'd like to play with you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muurblok
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sticks_and_strings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Damn girl, are you good a video games?

Because you just switched me to hard mode
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/president_gore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Wanna play a game of fortnite bc I would love for you to tilt my towers

😎
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lil_lanna14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey you wanna play a game?

Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allthagoodusernames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Hey girl, are you my favorite game?

Because I really want to spend all my free time with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CobraGamerz13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored - Day 111
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Game-Boy?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Hey, I’m that one fisherman from every PokΓ©mon game...

Looks like you could use the good rod
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigbrewskis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Heard you lost on your online game?

Don't worry, cuz u won my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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Are you my favorite video game?

Cuz I can see myself spending an unhealthy amount of time with you πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’˜πŸ’—πŸ’žπŸ’ž
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeek1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Nintenhoe?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Princess7Peach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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I HAVE EVERY GAME PUA COURSE PM ME WHICH 1 UR LOOKING FOR PM ME

!!!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DontBeLamex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Do you wanna play I message games?

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dad_beats_me69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElUranus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Are you an arcade game?

I just wanna put a quarter in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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If you were an prize in a arcade game

I would of won the jackpot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deasal-sparkplug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Hey Girl are you my favourite video game

Cause I'd love to spend all my time on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/V0ixD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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Damn gurl are you good at video games?

Cause you just turned me to hard mode
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anorak006
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Are you a game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

Cause I'd love to do some X rated stuff with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaberToothBraden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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They say life's a game

If so, your character model/skin is a legendary
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DogsOnly734
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Are you a wall after I lose a video game?

Cuz I wanna hit that
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ic_y
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey, girl! Are you Cody Bellinger?

Because you're about to rob my heart! (Context: Bellinger is a Dodgers baseball players that been robbing home run all playoff, including the game one of the WS
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maverick721
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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If i ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!?

If I ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!? I'd be me! As i would be lost deep into those beautiful ocean eyes of yours. But I'd say,I will definitely lose... Lose my heart in exchange.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hc024
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Do you like water games in summer?

Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhuckYoo33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl, are you the Power Glove accessory for the popular video game console Nintendo Entertainment System?

Because you’re fucking useless.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeskyOlivePlays-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/13mario13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass β€œnice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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have you just killed me in slow motion because you're super hot.

edit:only gamer girls will understand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GhostlyPotatoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImpossibleTheory9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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I dont believe 9/11 happened.

Because honestly, I think you're the only thing hot enough to melt steel beams. (I was really drunk playing video games with my friends when I made this one up)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scout_void
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some PokΓ©mon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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If you were a video game...

you would be Crash Bandi-cute
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nurvanuh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Are you Game of Thrones?

Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamadityajain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Hey girl, do you have spring arms?

Cause I'd tend to your noodle shop any day so that you can pursue your dreams of being in a 2D platformer fighting game
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flappyflans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Are you a game company?

Coz Ubisoft
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myfirstpanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Do you want to go to a football game?

Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Girl, are you a massively multiplayer online role-playing game?

Cause WoW!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dont_mess_with_tx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Do you have games on your phone?

You better have games on your phone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BagleBuckets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey girl, will you play tennis with me?

So that we can tie our game of life with the score of love.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thePROnoob98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donΒ΄t just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: β€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?” It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask β€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. DonΒ΄t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what β€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think β€œwhat was fun in this interaction?” Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: β€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?” A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask β€œWHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fakeidforreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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We should get together and play Jenga..

Then I can show you how strong my pull out game is.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Are you a football star?

Cause I don't think we're even playing the same game.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixelRayn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Are you that new Zelda Game?

Cause you take my Breath away and drive me Wild!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zyref
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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If this poker game was your vagina...

...I'd be all in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hyperthermia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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For the unity game developers

girl, are you a game component that needs physics?, 'cause i have a rigid body for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orion390
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Why don’t you use multiple colors of bingo dobbers all over your body.

I bet would could get an epic game of tongue twister going.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetababyinariver
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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When you’re texting then it goes cold...

Who has a good pickup line for when you’ve matched, you’ve exchanged some witty banter for a few days, then all the sudden she stops replying? There has to be some good lines to re-energize the convo without looking pathetic and desperate haha. I’ve used this with semi-decent results: β€œif you’re waiting for a shirtless gym selfie, I should have some fresh ones by Saturday.” That can get a chuckle sometimes and get you back in the game. Others?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robblaos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancΓ© is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thatknifegirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prinsesstaarta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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Rant: on actuall using these lines

I keep seeing people asking for a "pickup line for someone named ____". Don't. Stop. You wanna know a good pickup line? "Hey, do you wanna go to lunch/go to dinner/get some coffee/see a game of roller derby with me?" So much better. Don't actually try to use the pickup lines on this sub. They won't work.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lordberric
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Pick up line for girl at the gym without being creepy?

Last 8 ive been in 2 long term deals and my pick up game is weak as hell right now....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Barbar21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say β€œhey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Osborne26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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