Over Pick up lines

The best Over pick up lines

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/collinhill8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Are you the opposite over hypotenuse?

Because you’re making me want to sin.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MACH1NE_99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dan0sz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weedrabbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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This works better over text

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common? We’re both missing u.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustAPersonOwO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Hey girl, see my friend over there? He asked me...

... to ask you if you would like to kiss me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moahmrn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey girl, what's the difference between the pace of a conversation and sex?

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Much-Finance2568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alabasternado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaketopaz143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Are you a cinnamon roll

Cause I wanna put the frosting all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Davethebrave430
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sticks_and_strings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Are you a Minecraft fence?

Because I can't get over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElacrixNova
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icefi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl are you a bed sheet?

because I wanna spread you all over tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedopeindian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Are you a minecraft fence?

*Cause I can’t get over you*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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I want to make you mine.πŸ˜˜β›οΈπŸ’Ž

Hey hey baby 😘, you be looking πŸ‘€ so cute over there. I'd love to make you mine. β›οΈπŸ’Ž
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chuchuchocobos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

but when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeterPale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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'ey girl you on reddit?

'Cause I wanna post you over and over again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vahnish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Are you over 2000 grit?

Because you're fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/QwantumFizziks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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My first time over here

Hey girl you should stop watching love tarot for singles, and start watching love tarot for us.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bhavya074
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

Oh! It's beauty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grandad_Dawg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Hey girl are you Nivea SPF 50?

Cause I wanna spread you all over my face when we go out!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lego_murderer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayURock4180
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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You remind me of an overdue library book

*Cause you got Fine written all over you.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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You should come over and sit on the end of this...

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilwoodzey2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Are you shane dawson’s cat

because i want to cum all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Disastrous_Nail113
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Here's my Wi-Fi password.

You're gonna need it when you stay over later ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lehvy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Hey girl are you opposite over hypotenuse?

Cause you make me wanna sin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cooliceage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Do you like social media?

Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Fix your posture, and come over and fuck mine up ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TesticularCanc3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snackdude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Are you the Berlin Wall?

Cause I can't get over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MC_Rick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you ..

because you're the shit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Can I be b^2 - 4ac and you be 2a?

Because I wanna be all over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GD_Quake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/merlin1011
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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β€œhey i see you wear a thrasher hoodie, how about you come over here and thrash this pussy”

drops mic
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emmacaulfield01
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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The whole world is going crazy over corona,

And here I am going crazy over you πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhishek26997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Hey girl are you a youtuber with over 100k subs

Cuz I wanna sponsor you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RaidShadow_Legends
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Are you a Minecraft fence?

Because I just can’t get over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheInsurgence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?

No? Then do you wanna come over and talk for a while
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/___Applesauce___
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Hey girl let’s go over our abc’s

I’ll give you an A because your awesome a B because your beautiful a C because your confident and later I’ll give you this D because you deserve it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Charlie591
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hellsimulator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainRiege05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reckless-Texas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Hey girl, are you stage 4 cancer?

Because I want to spread it all over your body
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LagRag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheTrainWarden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Dam girl, are you a pedestrian?

Cause I wanna run over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JAMN120
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Hey, wanna come over for some...

Disney+ dis dick?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carsonius_Beckonium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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your not babysitting..

but can i put my kids all over your couch?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whiplashmusic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Damn girl you like like a cow to me,

Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZoraHasSpoken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Are you a minecraft fence?

Because I just can’t get over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Codz2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Hey baby girl, is your last name Dahmer?

Cause I’m bending over backwards for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WormyChip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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I like my woman like I like my coffee

Creamed all over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cant_touch_you
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Are you a parking ticket?

Because you cause got fine written all over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hollywoodundead6774
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heheman16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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I think I'm blanket, wanna know why?

Cause I wanna be in your bed and make you feel warm all over ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R0n33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey girl are you Julius Caesar?

Cause I wanna penetrate you over and over again ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyNameIsGarcia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CollectedG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ieya_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Are you a Minecraft fence?

Because I can't get over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PacificcPowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Hey baby are you an angel?

β€œCause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Cows say moo, sheep go baa

Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alyoshi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Hey girl, are you missed homework?

Because I feel a need to do you before the weekend is over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rapidapz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wrex757
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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*trips over self next to girl*

Girl, are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MortumArgentum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmySeit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allout_atl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Are you a shot of whiskey?

Because you look like a bad decision I want to make over and over again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tradingthoughts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Are you opposite over hypotenuse?

Bc you make me wanna sin ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_samdwich_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Hey girl are u world war III?

Cause I bet all the bois are fighting over winning u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zoibator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Can you come over and be my doctor for the night?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MembersOnlySupreme
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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