Haha Pick up lines

The best Haha pick up lines

Haha i dont think shouldve thought of this but whatevs lmao

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not
👤︎ u/Jackimate
📅︎ Jan 13
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
👤︎ u/D27182627
📅︎ Feb 08
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
👤︎ u/lizbradley33
📅︎ Aug 15
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Do you have a boyfriend?

She answers yes: haha me too She answers no: well i do
👤︎ u/idanidan335
📅︎ Sep 12
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*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl
👤︎ u/_ohtheplacesyoullgo_
📅︎ Sep 26
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
👤︎ u/theshua253
📅︎ Jul 22
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Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!
👤︎ u/Nugget-Guzzler
📅︎ Jun 17
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Ask three questions - brainstorming

Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses? For example Q1 - leather or plastic? Q2 - raccoon or pug ? Q3 - tacos or tofurkey? So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?
👤︎ u/Wahwahwee10
📅︎ Feb 14
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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When you’re texting then it goes cold...

Who has a good pickup line for when you’ve matched, you’ve exchanged some witty banter for a few days, then all the sudden she stops replying? There has to be some good lines to re-energize the convo without looking pathetic and desperate haha. I’ve used this with semi-decent results: “if you’re waiting for a shirtless gym selfie, I should have some fresh ones by Saturday.” That can get a chuckle sometimes and get you back in the game. Others?
👤︎ u/robblaos
📅︎ Dec 20
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Pickup line using lyft

Someone help me with a pickup line using lyft as the subject, I matched on tinder with a girl I gave a lyft ride to haha. Thanks
👤︎ u/blubbaflett
📅︎ Feb 24
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Pick up line for a girl named Fern?

I am so lost with this name haha drawing blanks on clever/cheesy pick up lines. Any help is appreciated!
👤︎ u/NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
📅︎ Sep 01
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And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours 😏

Said to me by some chick on tinder haha
👤︎ u/yawatt
📅︎ Jul 16
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I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

Give me your best, or worst haha.
👤︎ u/ct_on_rd
📅︎ Mar 04
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Pick up line for Fina?

I was thinking of including aquafina but i cant come up with anything haha. Any ideas?
👤︎ u/WinterNotComing
📅︎ Mar 05
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
👤︎ u/jdr22
📅︎ Oct 15
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Need help remembering this pick up line.

So I was drunk tindering and I used a line on this girl but I have no idea what my blacked out mind had as a punchline. This is what I wrote Me: I see a regret in your future. Her: haha do ya? Any help to this would be appreciated.
👤︎ u/Sebiscuits
📅︎ Apr 23
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