Lamp Pick up lines

The best Lamp pick up lines

Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
👤︎ u/catied710
📅︎ Jan 15
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You can be the lamp and I can be the I

In my Pixar movie
👤︎ u/defkalion1
📅︎ Jan 20
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Damn girl are you Himalayan salt lamp?

Cause id feel really comfortable sleeping next you
👤︎ u/amowdy
📅︎ Sep 26
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Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe

Just bought a clapper lamp you should come over and we can turn it into a strobe
👤︎ u/merlin1011
📅︎ Apr 19
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Are you the Pixar lamp?

Because you just caught my eye (I)
👤︎ u/nuwuzzle
📅︎ May 27
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Would you rub my magic lamp...

While I explore your cave of wonders?
👤︎ u/ktwstudios
📅︎ Apr 02
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Are you a lamp in a dark room

Because I want to turn you on
👤︎ u/Iron0skull
📅︎ Feb 07
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Wanna be the Pixar Lamp to my “I”? 🥺

🥺
👤︎ u/YRNxVino
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey baby are we in Pixar

Because I’m feeling like a lamp and your looking like a fine I
👤︎ u/consoles357
📅︎ Nov 28
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Lets take a trip up north

You be my lamp I’ll be the moth
👤︎ u/AK02K
📅︎ Dec 21
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Hey girl, are you Alladin?

Because I want you to rub my lamp
👤︎ u/adityapattani
📅︎ Feb 06
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For Halloween, we should dress up together

You can be the Pixar lamp, and I’ll be the i
👤︎ u/Artistic-Jelly
📅︎ Oct 31
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Hey I am a gennie. I know a place.

The Light doesn't come under my lamp.
👤︎ u/manandarchild
📅︎ Apr 03
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