Imagine Pick up lines

The best Imagine pick up lines

Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_Cereal_killa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Imagine if i were a vampire and you begged me for my blood (TVD)

so if i cut my dick, would you still- suck- it? to be a vampire??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutthefuckup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Hey, girl are you an architect?

Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaltedEg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Do you like imagine dragons?

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nickbfry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Hey girl are you a carpenter?

Because I can imagine building a family with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey girl, do you love the moon?

Her: yes Me: never imagined you being this narcissistic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2T4J
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrbrightbluesky
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Hey do you like Imagine Dragons?

'Cause It's Time to Imagine Dragon my dick across your body
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salamanderfs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Are you a screwdriver?

Cuz I can imagine you screwing me!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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β€œHey Girl come here” *say this while motioning her with one of your fingers to come

β€œI just made you come with one finger, imagine two ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captn_Cracker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

Imagine what i can do with two!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/omarkrimlyreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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(Call a girl using one finger)*

I made you come in one finger imagine two.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/meghrajkonduskar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Girl, I have Aphantasia

I can't imagine anyone cuter than you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShadowZothar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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All my mom's friends say I'm good looking

Imagine how many matches you would get if you put this as your tinder bio.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jirish4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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