Charge Pick up lines

The best Charge pick up lines

Hey girl are are you a charge?

'cause I could be the electron you ride.
👤︎ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey are you an atom with a net charge

Because I have an ion you
👤︎ u/Zeebidy
📅︎ Sep 30
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Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too
👤︎ u/drfuzzybalz
📅︎ Dec 09
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Are you going to charge me microtransaction?

Because you're b(EA)utifil
👤︎ u/oofmedaddio
📅︎ Jul 08
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Hey are you a charged particle?

Because I got my ‘ion’ you ;)
👤︎ u/maggie143
📅︎ Apr 30
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I didn't charge my phone last night

I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 19
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Do you have positive charge?

Cuz i'm attracted to you
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Oct 06
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Are you charge multiplied by time?

cause you're a Qt
👤︎ u/howtheturntables18
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey girl are you a supercharger?

Coz you whine all the fuckin time
👤︎ u/trashsmashandcrash
📅︎ Sep 05
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Rose's are Red..🌹 Tires are black.. ⚫

I think of you when I touch my ball sack. (Only recommended if you're cool with possibly getting a sexual harassment charge lmao)
👤︎ u/FarquadsMayo
📅︎ Jan 20
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On a scale of 1-10, how cool are you?

Her: Negative. Me: Perfect! I'm like on the positive side. So as science say, "Like charges repel and unlike charges attract". No wonder we matched xx
👤︎ u/cilo97
📅︎ Feb 03
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Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Oct 14
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