Key Pick up lines

The best Key pick up lines

Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cuz your ass looks so refreshing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Did you sit on the F5 key

Because your ass is refreshing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EL_JOVID
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Are you the space bar key?

Cause I can't resist hitting on you hard every damn time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/omiee32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Hey,did you sit on F5 key?

cause your ass is refreshing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hatedbyal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Did you sit on the F5 key

Cause your ass is refreshing!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rubiach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I left my keys at home

can you let me in through the back?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/broomy585
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Did you just sit on the F5 key?

Cause your ass is Refreshing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesyncoder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I lost keys to my home :(

Can I cum inside you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackJaguar7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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I lost keys to my home...

Can I cum inside you tonight? - Day 50
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Are your arms key frames?

Because i want to be inbetween
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karlkh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Hey girl, are you a MASERATI

Cuz i want to put my key in your ignition and turn you on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadow_Clone_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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I am so forward for geeks.

That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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are you sitting on an f5 key?

cause that ass is refreshing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/firehaxker27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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are you sitting on an f5 key?

cause that ass is refreshing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobeortobeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Because that ass is refreshing...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/louisturbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

Cause that ass is refreshing!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dane_Bramage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Hey girl, are you a car?

'cause i want to put my keys in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheTypicalNewGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Any pickup lines for the name Chiara?

Pronounced Key-a-rah
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sdgfsgdfagd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2forthe15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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