Jesus Pick up lines

The best Jesus pick up lines

Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?👉👈🥺
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Jan 27
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Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard
👤︎ u/sherlockgantan
📅︎ Feb 01
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Are you my lord and saviour jesus christ

Because I want to pray to god
👤︎ u/I_L0ve_Jesus
📅︎ Jan 14
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If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Oct 16
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Damn girl, are you Jesus

Cause when I’m done with you, you won’t come again for three days
👤︎ u/ArmsguardMe
📅︎ Nov 19
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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ May 15
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 16
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I can turn you into mine
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jul 29
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Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

cuz i wanna spread it by any means necessary
👤︎ u/EtheDemon
📅︎ Feb 28
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Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.
👤︎ u/maxstern95
📅︎ Mar 06
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If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.
👤︎ u/jonahlife
📅︎ Apr 27
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Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

Because I wanna nail you
👤︎ u/Zhorhersi
📅︎ Jan 03
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Hey girl are you Jesus?

You keep crossing my mind
👤︎ u/TheJaxster007
📅︎ Apr 18
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I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl 😏
👤︎ u/callmezenpie
📅︎ Mar 19
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You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.
👤︎ u/lily-chandisc
📅︎ Jun 18
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 20
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Are you a Christian girl?

Because I wanna make you leak holy water. Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.
👤︎ u/Ratticuss
📅︎ Jul 15
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine, Im just tryna turn you into mine
👤︎ u/KlutzChingSter
📅︎ Mar 23
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Hey girl can I buy you a drink?

Cause Bloody Mary, Jesus Joseph you are spectacular.
👤︎ u/manandarchild
📅︎ Apr 18
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Baby, do you like presidential debates?

Cause I Ken Bone you ^^^^^^^^^^JesusThatsAwfulSorryInAdvance
👤︎ u/crisp2000
📅︎ Oct 28
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