Laundry Pick up lines

The best Laundry pick up lines

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry
👤︎ u/Clinthgr28
📅︎ May 19
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Are you a laundry machine

Cause I want to put a load in you
👤︎ u/eqc_22
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
📅︎ Dec 05
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