Sat Pick up lines

The best Sat pick up lines

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dowhatchafeel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Damn girl are you my SAT scores

Because I know I can do better but I’m too lazy to try
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TattooGunsNRoses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shmogi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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