List Pick up lines

The best List pick up lines

Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot 2. I get blinded when I look your way 3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlyDreamersNightmare
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

So im tryna cum down ur chimney
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jattislife
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Hey are you in my execution list,

Because I'd love to take you out sometime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oliveoil618
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

i just wanna be on ur to-do list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FrogOnALeash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Did you make Santaโ€™s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there? ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littlebizcocho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kallia16
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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are you the list piece of lego?

because you complete my lego heart set
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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I'm gonna sue spotify

for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CheezGarlicNaan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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I know that you are busy

but you can add me to your do list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Curious_Bhanu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Iโ€™ve got so much to do today

But Iโ€™d put you at the top of my list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChrisNumberz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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I know you're busy, but can you add me to your "to do" list.

Note: I used this and it totally worked. ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Reddit_Acharovia
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Damn girl, you must be a chore

Because you're on my to-do list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/forks_are_my_nemesis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Let me read my to do list before the world ends...

1. You - Day 77
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WaidWilsen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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If am on your crush list. Do you know what my number on the queue will be like?

Trynna let her know she's got a space in you already.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ecaristus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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I'm writing my TO DO list

Can I include you? ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dont_mess_with_tx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scythal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl can you help me with my to do list?

Youโ€™re first
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hahahahahari
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Aciatrix
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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I know you're busy today,

but can you add me to your to-do list?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/heyvishall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kardight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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iโ€™m so mad at Spotify

since they didnโ€™t list you as hottest single of the month
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hydrofckingpumps
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rodriguez0319
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ImpossibleTheory9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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I know youโ€™re busy today

But can you add me to your to-do list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Erik-L
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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Hey girl, if youโ€™re so busy

Then why donโ€™t you put me on your โ€œto doโ€ list?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SkylorScott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Ive kept this one on my list of least likely to succeed

Is your name Columbine? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BipolarDN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Iโ€™m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they donโ€™t have you listed as todayโ€™s hottest single
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RappmanD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fmlolika
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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If youโ€™re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon โ€œJohnny Bravo.โ€) Hello, 911 emergency, thereโ€™s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, itโ€™s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , Iโ€™m so sweet that Iโ€™ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you donโ€™t wanna be right. Iโ€™m pretty youโ€™re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? Iโ€™m a thief and Iโ€™m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause Iโ€™ve fallen for you! Iโ€™m a dancer, a romancer, youโ€™re a Capricorn, Iโ€™m a Cancer! Well baby, whatโ€™s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, Iโ€™m pretty? Hey baby, donโ€™t walk away, youโ€™re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, youโ€™re beach front property, and Iโ€™m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, youโ€™ve look like you have Bravo fever, and Iโ€™m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? Iโ€™ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, youโ€™re like an itchy rash. Youโ€™re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vijaymandhani
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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There May only be 6 days left before Christmas

But You Are already on My wish list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NicolaiMark123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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hey girl, are you a task?

because youโ€™re on my to do list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lemoonpai
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Damn, girl, are you my 4th grade school picture?

Because I wanna put you on the list of bangs I regret.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Daniel_A_Johnson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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I know youโ€™re busy today...

But can you add me to your to-do list?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/llliane
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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I think there's something wrong with my Spotify...

I can't seem to find you on the hottest singles list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skyydawgg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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iTunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Donsburt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Hey, can I tick you off?

Because I'm a busy man and you are the last thing on my to do list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/davidjwhytey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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