Madam Pick up lines

The best Madam pick up lines

Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

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👤︎ u/slightly-simian

📅︎ Jul 02

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Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

Bc once I get inside you I'm never pulling out

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👤︎ u/Duckuverymuch

📅︎ Jun 01

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