Magic Pick up lines

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Because you make my stalk grow.

While I explore your cave of wonders?

Because you just erased all traces of my girlfriend from my mind.

Because it feels like an adventure every time I'm with you

You’re my magic. Can I do you?

It's not raining outside.. but i can make you wet.

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.

Because it feels like you and I are heading somewhere magical -Day 1

Cuz I can tell we're heading somewhere magical ;D

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘

Because you’re magically delicious

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical 2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you 3. Did youu just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you 4. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you

You go up to the girl and tell her: 'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear' she: 'But I am' you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**