Says Pick up lines

The best Says pick up lines

My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
👤︎ u/SeriouslyPurple
📅︎ Feb 12
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 29
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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
👤︎ u/CDoge69
📅︎ Oct 12
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 26
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When a girl says they're ugly

The real beauty is in the inside, so let me go inside you (This is more of like a pick up line and a comeback combined)
👤︎ u/TheDarkTomato69420
📅︎ Oct 06
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
👤︎ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
📅︎ Feb 13
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Feb 01
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Your bio says you enjoy competitive shooting...

You say PULL and I’ll shoot
👤︎ u/JuicyJuice08
📅︎ Jun 02
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes
👤︎ u/Mr_infiknight
📅︎ Jul 21
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My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Sep 30
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I checked my horoscope and it says I should fuck you🧐

or Do you believe in astrology? Because I checked my horoscope and it says I should fuck you🧐
👤︎ u/aydin2323
📅︎ Jul 15
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When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie. DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ May 30
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Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?
👤︎ u/retroxmoonnee
📅︎ Mar 24
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You: Hey what’s your name?

Other person: *says their name* Me: nah I’m pretty sure it’s perfection
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Nov 28
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