Married Pick up lines

The best Married pick up lines

You smell nice, why are you married?

Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.
👤︎ u/Fettmaster2000
📅︎ Jul 12
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

because the wedding can't go on without the bride
👤︎ u/nahcekimcm
📅︎ Mar 29
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

cuz a wedding can't go on without a bride
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 16
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When we’re married we’re going to open up a restaurant.

A Vietnamese restaurant. Together, we’re going to start pho king.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey girl, you wanna get married n shit?

No, seriously
👤︎ u/Big_Po_yo
📅︎ Nov 06
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Hey girl are you married?

Cuz I don't date married women.
👤︎ u/Renverseur
📅︎ Sep 03
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You look like my first wife

IDK I've never been married though
👤︎ u/TheDankPotatoRises
📅︎ Feb 15
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You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)
👤︎ u/kanyeetwest69
📅︎ Feb 21
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Is that an amulet of mara?

You're not married?
👤︎ u/Therealslimshamop
📅︎ Sep 22
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