Rock Pick up lines

The best Rock pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a rock?

Because you... rock.
👤︎ u/maey1n
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey girl are you a rock?

Because I wanna take you to my cave
👤︎ u/vexaero
📅︎ Oct 24
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Are you from Earth nation?

Cause girl, you sure know how to bend my rock
👤︎ u/my_name_is_ashal
📅︎ Feb 20
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You're 70% water, and water can go through rock, right?

Well the tables have turned, and now this rock is going through you.
👤︎ u/FatHobo123
📅︎ Jun 04
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Girl I love music and I loved rock

But now I just want those lips around my cock
👤︎ u/Argon018
📅︎ Jun 03
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People tell me I am better than Rock and Roll

Because I can be harder than a Rock and sweeter than a Roll.
👤︎ u/yasincuzitsfun
📅︎ May 20
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Damn girl you must be medusa...

Cause you make me turn rock quick.
👤︎ u/jfiber99
📅︎ Oct 27
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As soon as the world is done rocking itself,

I’ll get to rocking your world.
👤︎ u/xXx_TheSenate_xXx
📅︎ Mar 23
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Are you a rock, and I'm moss?

Because I'm lichen you.
👤︎ u/C0ldBl00dedDickens
📅︎ Jan 13
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hey girl, are you paper?

cause i really want you on me when im ROCK hard
👤︎ u/thisisjg
📅︎ Nov 02
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Hey girl are you Medusa?

Because whenever I look at you I get rock hard
👤︎ u/Lenny-McLenster
📅︎ Sep 08
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Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Aug 05
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Hey baby... I would rock your body so hard...

You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law
👤︎ u/bolierchef92
📅︎ Jul 04
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I might not be Fred Flintstone....

..but I can make the bed rock
👤︎ u/sh_mun_enee
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock

Because you’re miles thick
👤︎ u/williamsjandre
📅︎ Mar 15
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Hey baby, call me pop rocks...

Because i’m going to be bustin in your mouth ;)
👤︎ u/bezilbagz
📅︎ Apr 03
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I’m no Fred Flintstone...

But I sure can make the bed rock
👤︎ u/PeculiarChildren15
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey are you into geology?

Cause your body rocks.
👤︎ u/ThisIsWhatWeLiveFor
📅︎ Apr 07
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Are you an earth quake

Coz you just rocked my world
👤︎ u/griefcase69
📅︎ Apr 21
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Hey girl, are you Medusa...

Cause everytime I look at you, I become rock-hard.
👤︎ u/da_realest_wizard
📅︎ Dec 10
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You should be on the Richter scale

Cause you rock my world
👤︎ u/ScottyboiT
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey are we in the 80s?

'Cuz I wanna rock and roll all night with you.
👤︎ u/mcsuplex8790
📅︎ Dec 20
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Are you a Minecraft player?

Because you can make my bed rock.
👤︎ u/TheRealRoybot
📅︎ Nov 20
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Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock. (Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)
👤︎ u/Observer2594
📅︎ Jun 07
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Hey girl are you bedrock?

Cause I wanna hit rock bottom.
👤︎ u/Delayed_Dough
📅︎ Oct 05
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Hey girl, are you Medusa?

Coz i'm stoned and rock hard
👤︎ u/stonerbatman
📅︎ May 09
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Damn girl, are you medusa?

Cause u got me rock hard.
👤︎ u/7amama1290
📅︎ Jan 06
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Was that an earthquake?

Or did you just rock my world?
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey girl are you medusa?

'Cause I get as hard as a rock whenever you look at me
👤︎ u/skinnylittlewhiteboy
📅︎ May 20
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I'm not Fred Flintstone

But I can fuck you in a cave on a pile of rocks
👤︎ u/EliasDontHurtEm
📅︎ Mar 10
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Girl, are you medusa?

Cuz you made my cock rock hard.
👤︎ u/HughJanus911
📅︎ Apr 18
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If you kissed the Blarney Stone...

...the rock would be the lucky one.
👤︎ u/York_Phoenix
📅︎ Feb 12
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncé said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
👤︎ u/Jesse_Allen3
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hey Grrl, can I be the guitar?

Because I want you to play me like rock n roll...
👤︎ u/sniffing_dog
📅︎ Jan 07
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Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
👤︎ u/Dongus12
📅︎ Jun 29
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*stumbles past a cute girl at the bar*

*looks back at the girl* “Damn girl, you just rocked my world”
👤︎ u/CashCatner
📅︎ Nov 27
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roses are red violets are blue

virginity rocks but id still do you
👤︎ u/Kaseyking133
📅︎ Apr 10
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Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Aug 12
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