Means Pick up lines

The best Means pick up lines

No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes
👤︎ u/androidy77
📅︎ Dec 26
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If the meaning of "word" means you, guess what?

You can surely call me Elijah, cause, my love, i'm keeping you
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Sep 15
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Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I've come to you, to shoot my shot - Day 121
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 06
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 14
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hey wanna play a game ?

hey girl wanna play a game ? a word of 3 letters means cute ? thats right " you "
👤︎ u/Drose669
📅︎ Dec 25
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Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ May 19
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Girl can you help me?

No Nut November is tomorrow and you know what that means.
👤︎ u/Miner218
📅︎ Nov 01
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A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”

But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet
👤︎ u/Dee-Pac-Man
📅︎ May 01
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Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

But that just means more shitty shit piss poop 😉
👤︎ u/DrSpiffman
📅︎ Aug 20
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Is attraction physical or personality?

I think attraction is 75% physical and 25% personality. But I also think physical attraction is 50% personality and 35% how you act. But then again How you act is 33% of your personality. Which means you're in mathematical fact 100% gorgeous.
👤︎ u/ComptonCribs
📅︎ Jul 03
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
👤︎ u/celloninja7
📅︎ Apr 08
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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom
👤︎ u/jetblacksaint
📅︎ May 25
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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?
👤︎ u/sad_dadclub
📅︎ Mar 23
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Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

cuz i wanna spread it by any means necessary
👤︎ u/EtheDemon
📅︎ Feb 28
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Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
👤︎ u/NovaInvicta
📅︎ Dec 27
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You can call me Earth...

I want to be something that means the world to you
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Dec 26
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Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it. (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note)
👤︎ u/iggyvolz
📅︎ Oct 27
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Your my redstone to my lever

In minecraft when a lever is flipped the red stone glows/ turns on. This line means u turn her on.
👤︎ u/Fresh_panther
📅︎ Jul 31
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
👤︎ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
📅︎ Jun 19
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
📅︎ May 17
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