Barnacle Pick up lines

The best Barnacle pick up lines

Girl are you a barnacle?

Because you need to get off my back
📅︎ Feb 22
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Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock. (Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)
📅︎ Jun 07
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