Mike Pick up lines

The best Mike pick up lines

Damn girl you must be Mike Pences daughter

Cuz your hair is flyyyy

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👤︎ u/ChuckNorrisStreams

📅︎ Oct 09

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Are you a fan of Mike Tyson meets Disturbed?

Cause you down with the thiccness

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👤︎ u/Sapphorous

📅︎ Mar 31

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Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...

Join me in bed and replace it, you may get mike ock to swallo 💦👻 - Day 14

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jan 18

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