Missing Pick up lines

The best Missing pick up lines

I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
👤︎ u/iking_con
📅︎ Nov 02
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Hey girl,There seems to be something missing here,

Wait, your mobile doesn’t have my number!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Jan 01
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I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

... u
👤︎ u/evakatkar
📅︎ Apr 30
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Oh no! My wallet is missing! Wanna know what else I’m missing?

Your number in my phone.
👤︎ u/ObviousImagination4
📅︎ Oct 25
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My ex is missing me right now...

But her aim is getting better
👤︎ u/MiserableExchange8
📅︎ Sep 05
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Wait, am I missing something?

Oh yeah, that's right, your number
👤︎ u/Ka1xes
📅︎ Aug 09
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I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing
👤︎ u/walkc01
📅︎ Jan 08
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My phone is having separation anxiety...

cause it's missing your number
👤︎ u/KaleidoscopeOk5384
📅︎ Feb 05
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I feel like I’m trying to throw a fake snowball at you,

because I’m missing you every time 😂 Can anyone explain this pick up line?
👤︎ u/EllisJayFarrow
📅︎ Dec 08
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Are you a puzzle because I could be the piece you’re missing...

Or I could leave you on the table unfinished
👤︎ u/itsszeke
📅︎ Apr 21
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1-2-3-4-5-_ which number is missing?

Yours.
👤︎ u/ehmWell
📅︎ Oct 01
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Somebody better call God,

Because he’s missing an angel
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 19
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My life is like a puzzle but there is one piece missing...

And that final piece is you!
👤︎ u/JasonWet
📅︎ Mar 11
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This works better over text

What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common? We’re both missing u.
👤︎ u/JustAPersonOwO
📅︎ Apr 10
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You’re like a nicer dicer

You shouldn’t be missing in any household
👤︎ u/carostrophy
📅︎ Oct 11
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I’m really good at math

Give me your number, and I'll solve the missing variable problem in your life
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Sep 16
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You know what, I am a bad shooter.

Cause I keep on missing you. Char.
👤︎ u/hershie_pie
📅︎ Sep 06
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Oh hey, I need to call Disney World

I found their missing princess
👤︎ u/I-Lost-My-Katana
📅︎ Aug 05
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Roses are red, they are white too...

Quarantine's fucking my mind, cause I'm missing you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 16
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I suck at reciting the alphabets

because i am always missing u :-(
👤︎ u/bryancty
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey baby, Are you the missing link?

Cuz you're making me Homo Erectus
👤︎ u/Fallout_Master
📅︎ Jan 21
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you can't spell quarantine like that!

you are missing the letters U-R-A-Q-T
👤︎ u/123Donutt
📅︎ Mar 27
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Girl are you my drug dealer

Coz during this quarentine, I am missing you badly
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Apr 12
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I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.
👤︎ u/HUDZUM
📅︎ Nov 20
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I have a problem with my calendar.

Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.
👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Oct 10
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Hey girl are you looking for a stud,

Cause I’ve got the STD just missing u
👤︎ u/BloodHawk1745
📅︎ Sep 06
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Have you been to the doctor recently?

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.
👤︎ u/Zafjaf
📅︎ Sep 05
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Prayed to God right after I met you

Asked Him if He was missing an angel
👤︎ u/reallyspicy422
📅︎ May 20
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Hey I was reading the Bible the other day...

I got to the Book of Numbers and realised that yours Was missing
👤︎ u/kanalolidragonp
📅︎ Nov 30
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
👤︎ u/yourmotheraplover
📅︎ Jul 02
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Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5! Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...
👤︎ u/mathemagician21
📅︎ Jul 31
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