New Pick up lines

The best New pick up lines

I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Feb 11
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Are you a new year's resolution ?

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.
👤︎ u/pseudo_acc_for_porn
📅︎ Jan 08
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My New Years resolution is

to keep 2020 behind me and you beneath me
👤︎ u/Dualwield184
📅︎ Jan 05
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
👤︎ u/blazedarkswrod
📅︎ Jul 22
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Hey what is your name? I need a new password

What do you think?
👤︎ u/phi_array
📅︎ Dec 23
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Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause i have heard everyone is after you!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Dec 23
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 19
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Are you the new gaming console?!

Because I'd like to plug and play with you
👤︎ u/GucciPleb
📅︎ Nov 14
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Girl are you New York?

Coz I love you
👤︎ u/crismrg5
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl are you my new anime plot?

Because u have HUMOUNGOUS hungolomghononoloughongous
👤︎ u/thegamingavocado
📅︎ Nov 04
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You know, both of us are like new tvs.

It would be easy for us to hook up. :)
👤︎ u/WhereIsSpidy
📅︎ Oct 17
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Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.
👤︎ u/legit_karumoto
📅︎ Aug 24
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
👤︎ u/okbuthowthefrick
📅︎ Oct 19
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Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?

Cause i would love it on my face
👤︎ u/sumit_khot
📅︎ May 18
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Baby, are you the vaccine?

Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year
👤︎ u/wolf_ricky
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hey, I need a new hobby

And I can see myself getting into you.
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ Jun 21
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Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
👤︎ u/Puveet
📅︎ Sep 02
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Hey are you newspaper?

Because there is a new issue every time I see you
👤︎ u/Sorrysenpai420
📅︎ Jan 05
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Do you need new shoes?

Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
👤︎ u/MaryDiesInSeason4
📅︎ Aug 23
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
👤︎ u/TesticularCanc3r
📅︎ Oct 25
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
👤︎ u/9inchSteve1
📅︎ Jul 30
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dang are you the new year?

because I think you’re a solid 20/20
👤︎ u/SaladBalls69
📅︎ Jan 01
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Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
👤︎ u/bananafishandblow
📅︎ Dec 06
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Hey girl are you my new drum set

Cause i wanna bang you till my stick breaks
👤︎ u/joeywaschandler
📅︎ Aug 10
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! 👋🏻

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
👤︎ u/LegoFanNumber1
📅︎ May 18
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Im beginning a new chapter in life...

And I’d like to start it with the right Paige
👤︎ u/Griffin32815
📅︎ Jun 28
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Are you a new element?

Because I want to discover you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 22
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
👤︎ u/psychedelic_joe11
📅︎ Aug 17
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Are you the new cave update

Cuz I want you now
👤︎ u/maskimeow
📅︎ Apr 13
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People make fun of me because I have a penis like a new born baby

7lb 6oz
👤︎ u/LankyStreakOfBliss
📅︎ May 10
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Have you heard of the new corona symptom

Its where a woman is irresistibly cute and guys cant help but fall for her and well… u might wanna get tested cus 😍😍
👤︎ u/killerbot212121
📅︎ May 20
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Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 12
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For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉
👤︎ u/GSubmissions
📅︎ Apr 28
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For students: im new here so...

Do you know were I can get access to your student body
👤︎ u/kids_tabl3
📅︎ Mar 22
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
👤︎ u/thedankasian
📅︎ Jan 01
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Girl are you the new Tesla model...

Because you may be young but you look pretty old
👤︎ u/nothing_doesnt_rhyme
📅︎ Nov 23
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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
👤︎ u/brynjaminge
📅︎ Nov 03
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have you played Fallout New Vegas?

because you make my heart go ring-a-ding-ding baby
👤︎ u/SaladBalls69
📅︎ Jan 01
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Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?
👤︎ u/Twoklawll
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hey I just checked Spotify

it says you're this week's hottest new single.
👤︎ u/aintgotmuffintolose
📅︎ Jul 30
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If cutnes emited gravity

You wolde make new fucking nutron star
👤︎ u/GalladeEndy
📅︎ Aug 08
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Damn are you the new year?

Cause you’re a solid 10/10 “Don’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double
👤︎ u/Sir-Tiedye
📅︎ Jan 02
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Are you the new virus' antidote?

Cuz not being with you is killing me
👤︎ u/rslashwooping
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey girl, are you Space-X

Cause you’re finding new ways to get into my space
👤︎ u/MisreableExchange
📅︎ Sep 06
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
👤︎ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
📅︎ Dec 12
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Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
👤︎ u/SecureBeforeYouBuild
📅︎ Jul 12
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
👤︎ u/yesss69
📅︎ Dec 31
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You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap." In fairness, we do need a new sieve.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jun 22
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I heard you need a new vehicle..

..You can ride me 🐌
👤︎ u/AngelPon
📅︎ Jun 24
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Pickup lines related to new years eve?

Something like “im not spending money for fireworks, ill just bang you“.
👤︎ u/de_BOTaniker
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.
👤︎ u/maroonedpariah
📅︎ Jun 18
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I made this up...hope its good for u guys...

Me: u know nobody knows how many stars are there in the universe.. She:so? Me: but looking at you i can say i just discover the new one...
👤︎ u/abhisubedi
📅︎ Jan 17
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey Girl are you a NewPaper

Because There is a new thing I learn from you every single day
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Dec 19
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Damn girl are you a new movie...

...cause you're coming soon.
👤︎ u/liquidus08
📅︎ Apr 28
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Do you use that new charcoal teeth whitener?

Because those are the whitest teeth I'll ever come across.
👤︎ u/sketch187ink
📅︎ Aug 13
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Are you an archeologist?

Because I have a new bone for you to discover.
👤︎ u/anonymoux13
📅︎ Nov 29
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You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together - Day 24
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 28
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Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
👤︎ u/sketchb02
📅︎ Jun 06
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anyone have any movie theater related ones?

already used the “they dont allow outside snacks” one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one
👤︎ u/petegaveglia
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hi my name is bad things.

I heard you’ll do me for this new year.
👤︎ u/Mfali
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.
👤︎ u/Cruyio
📅︎ Oct 30
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Are you that new Zelda Game?

Cause you take my Breath away and drive me Wild!
👤︎ u/zyref
📅︎ Mar 11
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
👤︎ u/jango671
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey girl are you a newspaper?

Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
👤︎ u/rewtyman
📅︎ Feb 16
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I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.
👤︎ u/cptomgipwndu
📅︎ Feb 24
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