Number Pick up lines

The best Number pick up lines

If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Jan 01
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I’ll give you my number, if you have a pen;

You’re perfect for me, a four out of ten.
👤︎ u/cotchrocket
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
👤︎ u/matt_kann
📅︎ Jan 16
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
👤︎ u/Its_Tobi7
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey, what’s your sister’s number?

I’m trying to get her sister’s number ;)
👤︎ u/benasyoulikeit
📅︎ Nov 16
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What’s your favorite number?

You: Your phone number cause I kinda want it
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Nov 30
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I always struggle with numbers

Maybe yours might help
👤︎ u/flyingwindows
📅︎ Dec 02
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Excuse me, I lost my phone number.

Can I have yours?
👤︎ u/RedEye995
📅︎ Dec 06
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IS YOUR NUMBER THE WORD DOCUMENT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS?

Because I forgot to save it
👤︎ u/anmolrc108
📅︎ Dec 04
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Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words

“brobemine” ;)
👤︎ u/yumekostan
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey girl, are you the number 64?

Because I want to four cubed
👤︎ u/will85263
📅︎ Oct 06
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Dec 12
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I seem to have lost my phone number.

Can I have Yours
👤︎ u/CDoge69
📅︎ Oct 12
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The number 8 reminds me how many years I wanna be with you,

because sideways it's infinite.
👤︎ u/SpiralOfGames
📅︎ Oct 08
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🥺"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"🥺 Always seems to work.

100% success rate
👤︎ u/MachoTimes
📅︎ Aug 23
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If your number was a virus

I wouldn't mind getting it
👤︎ u/Alfielizard
📅︎ Sep 14
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Can i have your number?

in case you leave something in my house tonight
👤︎ u/Excalibur_God
📅︎ Jun 22
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So uh, I have this fascination with numbers

Specifically one's with 10 digits. Do you think I could have yours?
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Aug 09
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Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down
👤︎ u/YYHSNsk06
📅︎ Aug 09
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Hey your number must be 5311639892

Because I Lv YOU
👤︎ u/I_am_you1
📅︎ Jun 30
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Hey can I have your number?

I've seem to lost mine.
👤︎ u/givinhi
📅︎ Jan 18
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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
👤︎ u/Prephem
📅︎ Feb 13
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?

Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head Note: number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:) To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart
👤︎ u/DAFUQDIS
📅︎ Sep 04
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I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing
👤︎ u/walkc01
📅︎ Jan 08
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My phone is having separation anxiety...

cause it's missing your number
👤︎ u/KaleidoscopeOk5384
📅︎ Feb 05
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I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 7.

Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jan 01
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Something is wrong with my phone...

It doesn't have your number in it
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 21
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Do you have a second to fill out this survey?

Just enter your name, number and when you want to go on our first date.
👤︎ u/leftnutdangler__43
📅︎ Jan 09
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I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 25
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For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉
👤︎ u/GSubmissions
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey girl,There seems to be something missing here,

Wait, your mobile doesn’t have my number!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Jan 01
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Can I ask you for a favor?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" This actually just worked lol
👤︎ u/NatewiseGamgee
📅︎ Jun 22
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What rhymes with cucumber

Your number
👤︎ u/HugeGoal7416
📅︎ Dec 21
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I was blinded by your beauty...

*I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 23
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1-2-3-4-5-_ which number is missing?

Yours.
👤︎ u/ehmWell
📅︎ Oct 01
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Hey Girl looks like we lost our Numbers

Can we get yours Girl: NO! Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK BITCH!
👤︎ u/HMMWatsDat
📅︎ Apr 06
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Roses are red, reddit is not red

Would like to do phone number trade!!
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Jan 09
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Is your atomic number 50?

Because you look like a tin
👤︎ u/cosanostra97
📅︎ Sep 28
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Is your phone number 1-800-273-8255?

Cause I need to call you...
👤︎ u/KevinDaCube
📅︎ Dec 10
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so i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

any tips ?
👤︎ u/lowkeyferg
📅︎ Oct 30
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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.
👤︎ u/manandarchild
📅︎ Dec 17
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I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it
👤︎ u/Vault_Bot
📅︎ Sep 15
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You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

Hey girl, I know I don't have your number, but that ass is calling for me
👤︎ u/Jott_a
📅︎ Dec 08
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Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you
👤︎ u/SaWis0
📅︎ Sep 21
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Something is wrong with my phone

It doesn't have your number in it
👤︎ u/iking_con
📅︎ Nov 27
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I've lost my phone number...

Can I have yours?
👤︎ u/dweebken
📅︎ Dec 07
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What is 9 digits and peaks my interest?

Your phone number
👤︎ u/covidismymiddlename
📅︎ Dec 10
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Hey girl, can I get your mom’s number?

‘Cause I want a daughter with tits just like yours
👤︎ u/Bones_Of_Ayyo
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

Idk but I tried googling it
👤︎ u/jeffGriswald
📅︎ Mar 23
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Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.
👤︎ u/precious_trash
📅︎ Nov 26
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I Seem to have Lost My Phone Number 🤷‍♀️

Can I have Yours? 😁😜
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 17
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Can u help me unlock my password to my computer?

Because everytime I try something it says *insert person’s name* ‘s phone number.
👤︎ u/435RWE3R54
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure
👤︎ u/pikolo124
📅︎ Oct 27
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I know a good chiropractor

I’ll give you his number for when I blow your back out
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 20
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You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?
👤︎ u/HeyItsSushant
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl, can i have you number?

‘Cause i told my dad i’d call him when fell in love.
👤︎ u/read_it_seen_it
📅︎ Jan 25
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If am on your crush list. Do you know what my number on the queue will be like?

Trynna let her know she's got a space in you already.
👤︎ u/ecaristus
📅︎ Dec 24
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Are you the square root of a negative number?

Because I can’t believe you’re real
👤︎ u/JustFapped69Times
📅︎ Oct 16
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I want you to decribe you cell number to me.

But u can only use digits
👤︎ u/rawxxiv
📅︎ Jan 23
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
👤︎ u/SurrealSanta
📅︎ Mar 12
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
👤︎ u/helloworld23312
📅︎ Oct 21
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Think of a number between 1 and 9

Is it mine?
👤︎ u/spamusubae
📅︎ Sep 08
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Oh no! My wallet is missing! Wanna know what else I’m missing?

Your number in my phone.
👤︎ u/ObviousImagination4
📅︎ Oct 25
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He: Hey, are you good with numbers?

She: Yes He: Then you can note mine. She: No He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.
👤︎ u/ReddIt__xxt
📅︎ Sep 17
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Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number
👤︎ u/grimlin20
📅︎ Sep 13
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My calculator can solve hella numbers, but it needs your help to solve yours

Sorry if it's not that good
👤︎ u/GeneralPopotopulus
📅︎ Aug 10
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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois
👤︎ u/phantomBlurrr
📅︎ Oct 04
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