Seal Pick up lines

The best Seal pick up lines

You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWond3rfulOz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Are you a good seal? Because I’d like to Bon Phoque you.

Bon Phoque in French is good seal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ikemike008
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Are your lips an envelope?

Because I want to seal them with a kiss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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