Oper Pick up lines

The best Oper pick up lines

I am the undercover deep state operative warning the country about lizard people

And you know what they say... every Q needs U next to it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Are you a telegraph operator?

Because you’re dashing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/constantbonanza
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Dude why did you just take my lungs? WTF

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swingingnutsackyummy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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