Parents Pick up lines

The best Parents pick up lines

Ur parents must be drug dealers

Because I'm addicted to what they made
👤︎ u/pillowreddy
📅︎ Dec 05
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!
👤︎ u/Cloud_Beast
📅︎ Jan 27
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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
👤︎ u/shovel_is_my_name
📅︎ Aug 09
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Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special
👤︎ u/Monsoun_Motors
📅︎ Nov 20
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Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 06
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Are Your Parents Chilés

Cuz you’re lookin pretty Hot
👤︎ u/xkurlykidx
📅︎ Nov 17
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
👤︎ u/McFreddieMercury
📅︎ Oct 11
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I was told by my parents to do what makes me happy

So can I do you tonight?
👤︎ u/mukeniadub
📅︎ Sep 13
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I guess your parents are bakers 🤷🏽‍♂️

because they made such a cutie pie! 😉
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 05
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Hey girl is your parents scientist?

Because they made a bomb
👤︎ u/Already_Taken_sorry
📅︎ Mar 03
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I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ May 24
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Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special
👤︎ u/MitchellTrueTittys
📅︎ Jul 08
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Are your parents by any chance the World of Warcraft?

Then where did they get such bad graphics?
👤︎ u/JustAnotherOneFella
📅︎ Sep 08
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Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Jul 28
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My parents always told me to smash my goals

So can i smash them cheeks? 🥴
👤︎ u/MAYITOOOOO
📅︎ Aug 10
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My parents are bakers

Can I give you a creampie?
👤︎ u/Extreme_Ninja-69
📅︎ Aug 05
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Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie
👤︎ u/tyler60883
📅︎ Jun 24
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Are your parents terrorists

Cause you look like a bomb
👤︎ u/Sunnatjon
📅︎ Jul 06
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Are your parents drug dealers

Because you’re dope
👤︎ u/kxrxsani
📅︎ Jul 16
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Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you
👤︎ u/Matthias512
📅︎ Jun 09
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Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)
👤︎ u/Trey_way27
📅︎ Mar 29
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Are your parents beavers?

Cause dam
👤︎ u/Deadtop1369
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hey are your parents drug dealers?

Because only they could give us something as addictive as you
👤︎ u/nitrolagy
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey girl, are your parents retarded?

Because you’re really special!
👤︎ u/juhaodbrokule
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey girl are you my parents?

Because I'll leave you dissapointed and embarrassed
👤︎ u/grobtheweirdo
📅︎ Feb 09
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Were your parents drug dealers?

Cuz you sure are DOPE!!!
👤︎ u/mimilovesandy2016
📅︎ Feb 27
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Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge fan of their work!
👤︎ u/LiamSkerritt
📅︎ Sep 01
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Are your parents professional bakers?

because they sure made a cutiepie
👤︎ u/Extravaganza69
📅︎ Oct 11
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Weather's not looking nice, my parents think I'm a disgrace...

Help me cope, let's Netflix and chill back at my place - Day 29
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 02
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Where your parents retarded ?

Because girl you’re special
👤︎ u/Jeddy9001
📅︎ Sep 20
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are you love i get from my parents

‘cause i want you but i don’t have you
👤︎ u/slvddy
📅︎ Sep 25
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I'm sure your parents won't let me date you...

Because then you will get the D and I will get A
👤︎ u/Tnr2D
📅︎ Nov 15
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"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
👤︎ u/N1ghtFyre
📅︎ Jul 12
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Damn girl, are you my parents?

Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out of you and call you when I need money.
👤︎ u/Darkghostpanda
📅︎ May 09
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I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!
👤︎ u/fakeidforreddit
📅︎ May 02
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you sure are special!
👤︎ u/Venttex
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are your parents retarded?

Are your parents retarded? Because your special
👤︎ u/thrice83-
📅︎ Sep 20
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Can I follow you home ?

Because my parents told me to follow my dreams...
👤︎ u/ChiefWarrior7
📅︎ Jul 09
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Hey, are you corona virus?

Because I can’t wait to have you and bring you home to my parents
👤︎ u/i_sell_foot_pics
📅︎ Jun 10
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Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!
👤︎ u/Pizaman
📅︎ Nov 18
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Were your parents baseball players?

Because you're a home run
👤︎ u/borthoven
📅︎ Mar 02
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Can i follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
👤︎ u/Bakugo18
📅︎ Mar 21
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Are your parents pharmacist?

Because girl you Viagra. 😎
👤︎ u/Idonthaveanamejohn
📅︎ Dec 20
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Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
👤︎ u/popularfellow
📅︎ Oct 13
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Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.
👤︎ u/EliasDontHurtEm
📅︎ Mar 10
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
👤︎ u/Te_Waapu
📅︎ Jul 05
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Can I follow you home?

Because, my parents always told me to pursue and follow my dream.
👤︎ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
📅︎ Nov 28
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Hey girl are you my report card?

Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.
👤︎ u/PrincipalBlackman
📅︎ Jan 14
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Can I follow you home?

My parents always told me to follow what I desire.
👤︎ u/Vanisha21
📅︎ Apr 23
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What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
👤︎ u/Knight499
📅︎ May 29
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Are you Harvard University?

Because if I got in you even my parents would brag about it.
👤︎ u/revoljutsija
📅︎ Mar 28
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Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers

Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers (Parents), I'd like to void your warranty.
👤︎ u/defiantofmeh
📅︎ Sep 25
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
👤︎ u/Pristinejake
📅︎ Dec 21
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If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".
👤︎ u/Inb4myanus
📅︎ Oct 13
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