Physics Pick up lines

The best Physics pick up lines

Are you my physics homework

Because id be watching netflix while doing you all night long.
👤︎ u/xiao_sun
📅︎ Jul 13
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A physics pickup line here:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...
👤︎ u/tg4414
📅︎ Oct 04
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Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.
📅︎ Sep 16
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I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!
📅︎ Oct 16
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For 6th-9th graders only

I like your biology We both got chemistry So now let's do some physics
👤︎ u/shabs15
📅︎ May 11
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For the unity game developers

girl, are you a game component that needs physics?, 'cause i have a rigid body for you.
👤︎ u/orion390
📅︎ Jan 31
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