Period Pick up lines

The best Period pick up lines

They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
👤︎ u/I_N_R_I
📅︎ Jul 21
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Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Dec 10
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If you where the periodic table

I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)
👤︎ u/nazi_hentai
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Because I can stop them for nine months
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Nov 23
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But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?
👤︎ u/perplixed
📅︎ May 06
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If we were in the Jurassic period

You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus
👤︎ u/thottestthot
📅︎ Jun 05
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You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?
👤︎ u/sikenigga123
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months
👤︎ u/David_gld
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey girl are you a period?

Because its about time you came this month.
👤︎ u/2friedman
📅︎ Jan 10
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Hey are you my period?

Because I missed you.
👤︎ u/hemlock399
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl, are you an element?

Because I think about you periodically.
👤︎ u/TheTruthFerret
📅︎ Nov 07
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What are some good Chemistry pick up lines?

Like using the elements on the periodic table.
👤︎ u/obeseelise
📅︎ Feb 09
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