Physic Pick up lines

The best Physic pick up lines

Scientists say it’s physically impossible to stick your tongue out and look up

;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHolyNut_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Are you my physics homework

Because id be watching netflix while doing you all night long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xiao_sun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Is attraction physical or personality?

I think attraction is 75% physical and 25% personality. But I also think physical attraction is 50% personality and 35% how you act. But then again How you act is 33% of your personality. Which means you're in mathematical fact 100% gorgeous.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ComptonCribs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Damn girl, are you a physic teacher?

'Cause you got the physique!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wetmypaintbrush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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I like my women like I like my dick

Without getting in physical contact with any other dick
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shubhiboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moel_ester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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A physics pickup line here:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tg4414
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WizardTheNerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheShadowMonrch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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For 6th-9th graders only

I like your biology We both got chemistry So now let's do some physics
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shabs15
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Are you the Sahara Desert?

Cause you’re really hot and make me feel physically uncomfortable
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salad20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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For the unity game developers

girl, are you a game component that needs physics?, 'cause i have a rigid body for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orion390
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Damn baby are you a map?

'Cause you've got some nice physical features
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mjanicek345
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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