Planet Pick up lines

The best Planet pick up lines

How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someonefinaly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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7.594 billion lips on the planet

And all I can think about is kissing yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gleeencoco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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You know there’s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, you’re still the biggest gem
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ketchup-on-spaghetti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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girl are you a planet?

cos my gravity is attracted to your heavenly body
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/da_pro_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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7.594 tits on this planet

And your right one is my favourite Edit : Billion
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Gurl, are you a planet?

Cos you're a heavenly body πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ˜‰πŸ‘‰πŸ»
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pjp288
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nielot_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rash10games
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Do you have planet insurance?

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IlliteratScribe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rizqallah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Are you from another planet ?

Because you’re head is massive just like an aliens
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mike-Dyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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What is your favourite planet?

Mine is definitely Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Parakeimenos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatGuyWithAnIssue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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Hey girl is your ass a planet ?

Cause it's so big and so round and I am gravitating around it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spreaditandwinkit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXkatokamXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thefashionfrog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MONKEEYBOY04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAON2812
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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You know what planet I want to go to

Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sponge-Robbert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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There’s only gonna be 7 planets tonight...

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jewishwhiteperson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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Do you enjoy studying the planets

Because I want to touch on Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Harry_Dicksinsider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MooTheWhiteCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Girrrllll... I just wanna be inside...

The 7th planet away from the sun
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Creeperawwmahsjajf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are you even from this planet?

because 4.54 billion years of evolution is just not enough for such beautiful creation!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_the_alchemist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLordNepture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Did you know there will only be 7 planets tomorrow?

Because tonight I'm going to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainRon19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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A wise man once said β€œTo end suffering means to end all desires”

But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dee-Pac-Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supremecippy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaughisa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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