Planets Pick up lines

The best Planets pick up lines

How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someonefinaly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/da_pro_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nielot_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rash10games
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IlliteratScribe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXkatokamXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thefashionfrog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAON2812
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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There’s only gonna be 7 planets tonight...

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jewishwhiteperson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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Do you enjoy studying the planets

Because I want to touch on Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Harry_Dicksinsider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MooTheWhiteCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLordNepture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Did you know there will only be 7 planets tomorrow?

Because tonight I'm going to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainRon19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaughisa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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