Jail Pick up lines

The best Jail pick up lines

why your smile went to jail?

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ioa0
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 13
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Is your dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you Iā€™d be in jail
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/darkalan64
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 31
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Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/darkalan64
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 12
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Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you iā€™d be in jail
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/darkalan64
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 08
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/smokyjoe123
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 13
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Is your dad in jail?...

Because if I was your dad, I would be
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/nickyroyal
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 21
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