President Pick up lines

The best President pick up lines

Hey girl, are you our 43rd president?

Cuz you have a Gorge Tush
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Albatraze
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Hey girl, If you were a president youโ€™d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayneโ€™s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bananafishandblow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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Are you President Obama?

Because youโ€™re Barakinโ€™ my heart..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CameronBroome
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spool_of_bread
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Are you president Kennedy?

Cause I wanna take you out in a limo
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mr_guy1245
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Are you the Russian president?

Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16
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If you were a president,

Youโ€™d be Babe-raham Lincoln
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/brisop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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[50F to 30M] You're French. Look at your President. Everything is possible in this country.

I almost fell for it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/amendCommit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, if you were a US president

Youโ€™d be Baberaham Lincoln
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ProllyNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05
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Are you a former president?

Because I can Barack your world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_humanoid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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Hey Girl, are you American President Warren G Harding?

Cause you Warrant a Good Hard-on
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SexualSocks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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