Probably Pick up lines

Cause you’ve been running through my mind

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?

Hey girl, what are these 'Wordsworth' if I'm unable to describe your beauty

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!

Small, cute, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.

Because you’ll probably be the death of me 🥺

Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name?? Girl: Ironman? Spiderman?? Boy: |*smiles*| Yourman!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten i see.

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

Cause I'm probably never gonna hit you.

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho 🙂

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.

No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

Because I wanna make you McQueen 😎 KACHOWWW Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit

Dick

Because I may get a little Rachel. Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

Someone has probably thought of this one, but I just thought about trying out this compliment. Does this technically work as a pick up line? it's not meant to be but if it gets somewhere.. 🤷 well anyways please revise if you want. I would love to read what you guys come up with hahaaa 👉

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.

No? Oh they were probably too big for the app to handle then

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart. BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x Probably has as it seems pretty beta

Cuz I am early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.

im posting this for a random stranger even tho its probably used he was really sweet and i thought i'd do it

Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day

EDIT: I now realize I probably should have said "causes" and not "is". Oh well

That's probably why you're so a-peeling

Cuz I am just early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.

If that makes sense probably not

Because I’ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.

Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch. (Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)

Because you're smokin' (and probably will give me low self-esteem and PTSD before leaving for someone richer)

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

Not a pick up line more of an Ice breaker 🤷🏻‍♂️. You can probably see how that Ice breaks down the crack.

You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Cause I’ll give it my all but I probably won’t get you off.

Because this feeling in my stomach says I should probably take you out soon.

I think I’m an 8/10 but my friend thinks I’m more of a 7/10. What do you think? I thought I’d ask you because you look like a solid 10 and you probably know your shit.

If you can't come up with anything for a Brooklyn I'm sure a Brooke pun may work, since its probably a common nickname for her. Anything helps, my creative energy just seems drained. Cheers!

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*

As the title says. I can only think of Marley and me which is what everyone probably thinks of

I'm looking for something preferably cute, but something sexual would probably scan well too. Let's woo this lady!!