Eyes Pick up lines

The best Eyes pick up lines

Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vorticaldruid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpinDatPringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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You have beautiful eyes.

Can I have them?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YourDodgyUncle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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There must be something wrong with my eyes.

*I can't take them off you.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

Because I want to give my heart to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nahcekimcm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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They say there’s beauty in the eyes of the bee holder...

I might have that saying wrong, but you should let that little guy go, he’s got flowers to pollenate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saylorallen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

Just like my toilet cleaner
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nugget-Guzzler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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I'd say I'm lost in your eyes...

But that's not the ocean I'm trying to get to ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FriendsMoreOrLess
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Why would i want to look at the stars,

When i can look into your eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/axnhvfmu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Roses are red, your eyes have a nice hue...

God wanted to show us what true cuteness was, so he sent you πŸ’• - Day 12
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Background_Matter912
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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The sparkle in your eyes is so bright

the sun must be jealous! the sun: oof it's time for me to retire *proceeds to explode*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/forevercoolerthanyou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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You have such beautiful eyes.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gleeencoco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Roses are red, what I see infront of my eyes is pretty nice...

I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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I love your eyes, but mine's better

Coz without mine I can't see yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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I think there's something wrong with my eyes

Cuz you look like a million bucks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Furystar1703
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XeroMMR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Are you the national grid of Pakistan?

Because I keep trippin' whenever I'm around you. Just can't keep my eyes off of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/randomacc12345ount
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Your eyes are like lil galaxies

I don't know how they all work but I could stare at them for hours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Roses are red my eyes are glued all it took was one look of u

and my eyes got lost at the view
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ID_hack
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Hey, Do you have a map?

I’ve gotten lost in your eyes (Sorry if it’s been done before)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Huracan941-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey girl, i need a cardiologist now?

Cause your eyes shot straight into my heart!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Did your father have sex with a carrot?

Because you have really nice eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doroteam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Does your dad make baby shampoo?

Because you're easy on the eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IHeartAquaSoMuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forsaken_Argument
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedankalchemist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Was your father a thief?

Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saadchahine1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I'm not saying my eyes are made of metal..

But your magnetic personality does attract them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/triple_scoop97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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If we had a staring contest..

I would win cause I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off you πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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My eyes met many eyes

But only got lost in yours...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackJaguar7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Are your eyes brustle sprouts?

Cuz I wanna eat them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trash_panda5143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amonasrester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Are you a million bucks in-front of my eyes?

Because I can't take them off.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Inkered
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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I tripped gazing into your eyes

But I don't care because I'll always fall for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrostyWaffles2892
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Your eyes are like a forest..

easy to get lost in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/12_SD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wiseguy887
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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My favorite color used to be _________.

Now, it’s the color of your eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue....

.... .... Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muurblok
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts go tight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gibbo892
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zegmaarjuul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sleeping-angel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gigglegirl917
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeverLickATazer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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