The 45 Best Put Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

I put the std in stud

All I need is you

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👤︎ u/zuhagelnve

📅︎ Feb 20

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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/freezybot

📅︎ Dec 24

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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

👍︎ 655

👤︎ u/CalmComputer25

📅︎ Feb 02

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What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

I wouldn't put my dick in a toaster

👍︎ 973

👤︎ u/Belugaboy_

📅︎ Feb 16

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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

👍︎ 1477

👤︎ u/I_N_R_I

📅︎ Jul 21

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You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

Hey girl, I know I don't have your number, but that ass is calling for me

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/Jott_a

📅︎ Dec 08

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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

👍︎ 93

👤︎ u/SaviiOh

📅︎ Nov 10

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Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words

“brobemine” ;)

👍︎ 30

👤︎ u/yumekostan

📅︎ Nov 01

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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole

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👤︎ u/Hefty_Orange

📅︎ Jan 26

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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/B4ggedMilk

📅︎ Oct 18

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You have such a nice smile, You know where you should put it?

Next to mine.

👍︎ 29

👤︎ u/DiggiWorme

📅︎ Aug 26

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If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

👍︎ 36

👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa

📅︎ Aug 18

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Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

👍︎ 1796

👤︎ u/JehonX

📅︎ Nov 17

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Aye suck my dick and put a finger in my booty hole if I’m wrong, but do we know eachother?

but do we know eachother?

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/WhyAMiherrre

📅︎ Aug 21

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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.

👍︎ 94

👤︎ u/nampa11

📅︎ Jul 11

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Hey girl are you a hamburger

Because I want to put my meat between your buns

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/red_rose107

📅︎ Feb 17

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Hey girl are you a cheese grater?

Because I want to put my dick inside you

👍︎ 36

👤︎ u/6PathsTendo1

📅︎ Jan 10

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Hey girl are you Abu Bakr al Baghdadi?

Because I want you to Beg Daddy to put his oil in your well

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/infinity540

📅︎ Feb 13

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Do you like Mexican food?

Cause I’d love to put some sauce in your taco.

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/TheDwarfInTheCube

📅︎ Feb 13

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I’ve got so much to do today

But I’d put you at the top of my list

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/ChrisNumberz

📅︎ Jan 29

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Are you a cinnamon roll

Cause I wanna put the frosting all over you

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/Davethebrave430

📅︎ Feb 05

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I put the STD in STUD

all I need is U

👍︎ 93

👤︎ u/connor_lars

📅︎ Apr 20

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Are you a taco shell?

Because I want to put my meat inside of you

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/My_life_is_shit_rn

📅︎ Jan 15

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They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.

👍︎ 45

👤︎ u/mango_truck7841

📅︎ Jan 09

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Damn, are you a grill?

Because you're hot and I wanna put my meat on you.

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/hamsterradpilot

📅︎ Jan 15

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Hey girl are you a blender?

Because I wanna put a baby in you

👍︎ 48

👤︎ u/Kars_Ult_Life

📅︎ Dec 06

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Man those pants look hard to put on

but i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)

👍︎ 31

👤︎ u/robotchargie

📅︎ May 23

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Can I put my butt in your butt?

Works everytime.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/FluffyPick

📅︎ May 14

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Hey girl, are you an oven

Because I wanna put babies in you😳

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/zpus

📅︎ Dec 08

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I put the std in stud

All I need is you

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👤︎ u/The__HAMMER_MAN

📅︎ Feb 21

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Damn girl, are you a Minecraft chest?

cause' I want to put my stick in you.

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/a_depressed_toaster

📅︎ Jan 15

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Hey girl, put down that cupcake

You’re sweet enough already

👍︎ 22

👤︎ u/lilstarlite

📅︎ May 14

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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/Psychological_You_70

📅︎ Jan 15

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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!

👍︎ 1558

👤︎ u/XeroMMR

📅︎ Sep 11

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You get any hotter...

And I'll have to blow on you before I put you in my mouth.

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/needleknight

📅︎ Jan 12

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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/sinkingInYourDreams

📅︎ Jan 06

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Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Because I want to level your bed (3d printers make a 3d object layer by layer, and the first one is the most important, because it is put on a hot plate also called bed, so to get a good first layer, you need to calibrate the height of the plate, or in other words, level the bed)

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👤︎ u/GeoMap73

📅︎ Jan 15

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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

👍︎ 757

👤︎ u/ChJakeBu

📅︎ Jun 21

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Hey babe is you name John

Because I would like you to put your hand on my cock.

👍︎ 5

👤︎ u/chickenlord1000

📅︎ Jan 13

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Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/Smoky_protec_lolis

📅︎ Dec 13

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Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/keepstrugglin

📅︎ May 14

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I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/arsenallad

📅︎ Apr 22

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do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/lilboxcutter

📅︎ Jan 03

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Hey girl are you Iraq

Because I wanna put a thousand troops inside of you

👍︎ 26

👤︎ u/Reddit_Zo5o

📅︎ Dec 29

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Girl you put me in a wheelchair.

Cause I can't stand you anymore

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👤︎ u/K-wis

📅︎ Feb 23

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I put the std in stud

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

If I could rearrange the alphabet

What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words

Are you a golf course?

So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

You have such a nice smile, You know where you should put it?

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Are your thighs made out of rope?

Aye suck my dick and put a finger in my booty hole if I’m wrong, but do we know eachother?

Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Hey girl are you a hamburger

Hey girl are you a cheese grater?

Hey girl are you Abu Bakr al Baghdadi?

Do you like Mexican food?

I’ve got so much to do today

Are you a cinnamon roll

I put the STD in STUD

Are you a taco shell?

They call me cheerios

Damn, are you a grill?

Hey girl are you a blender?

Man those pants look hard to put on

Can I put my butt in your butt?

Hey girl, are you an oven

I put the std in stud

Damn girl, are you a Minecraft chest?

Hey girl, put down that cupcake

Sometimes people call me colgate...

Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

You get any hotter...

Baby call me a lantern man

Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Hey babe is you name John

Ay girl call me a gardener

Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

do you have a spare wheel in your car?

Hey girl are you Iraq

Girl you put me in a wheelchair.

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