Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
>>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplinesβ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
Her: But thereβs 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T.
Her: Wait, thatβs only 25 letters!?
Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.
Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?