Repeatedly Pick up lines

The best Repeatedly pick up lines

– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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Hey, are you a basketball?

Cause I want to repeatedly bounce you off the floor and throw you into a hole where you will plummet to the floor at high velocity.
👤︎ u/EggnogHaHaHa
📅︎ Jul 14
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
👤︎ u/free-minds
📅︎ Jul 27
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Hey you have the same name as my sister

I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum
👤︎ u/Byza_
📅︎ Oct 13
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Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity
👤︎ u/lukasdrakkon
📅︎ Nov 20
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