Sand Pick up lines

The best Sand pick up lines

Damn mister sand man final came through

And brought me a dream
👤︎ u/I_am_you1
📅︎ Jan 09
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In bed I am like sand

Rough and I get everywhere
👤︎ u/Parakeimenos
📅︎ Jul 03
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Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned - Day 18
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 22
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Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.

The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you
👤︎ u/MooMoo22w
📅︎ Aug 12
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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK” 😏👉🏼😂😂
👤︎ u/DVCatfishCowboy
📅︎ Aug 22
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Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine. Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine. (Sandpaper grit) Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.
👤︎ u/D34DM4N1989
📅︎ Jun 16
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