Rip Pick up lines

The best Rip pick up lines

Can you rip off my eyelids?

because I don't even wanna waste a millisecond not looking at you.

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👤︎ u/sucksassfull

📅︎ Aug 17

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Hey girl, are you a cat?

Cause I wanna rip your asshole open and hope you turn into a underage cat girl.

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👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-

📅︎ Sep 14

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Are you my Christmas present?

Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.

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👤︎ u/Ixaruz

📅︎ Dec 01

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