Slice Pick up lines

The best Slice pick up lines

Hey girl are you a Black + Decker 2-Slice Toaster Model #TR2900SD

Cause I want some toast
👤︎ u/sick0bamba
📅︎ Jul 13
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Are you a slice of bread

Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you
👤︎ u/NielDown
📅︎ Jul 28
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Hey girl you wanna do some Star Wars roleplay?

I'll be Han Solo and slice you open and crawl inside you.
👤︎ u/CoconutSilverTongue
📅︎ Aug 17
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In Deep South Louisiana accent

Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round
👤︎ u/Dcsk8terantz
📅︎ Sep 19
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Girl are you a tauntaun?

because I would love to ride you, then slice you up and crawl inside you.
👤︎ u/CuriosoK
📅︎ Jan 06
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