Sodium Pick up lines

The best Sodium pick up lines

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/azraell_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Hey girl, are you 3,000 milligrams of sodium daily?

β€˜Cause you made my heart stop πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlukiestBake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Do you have 11 protons

Cause your sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vhoward35
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Do you have 11 electrons?

Then why you're sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_meth_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Do you have 11 protons?

Cuz you're sodium fine 😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_meth_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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If you were an element, you'd be the one with 11 protons…

Because you're are sodium fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Are you made of eleven protons?

Because you are sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M-T-G-indy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Dang girl, are you Na?

Because I want to sodiumize you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bej_0311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl, do you have 11 protons?

Because you sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timothree3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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damn are you eleven protons

cause ur sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notsoedgy6969
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Do you have 11 protons?

...Because you're sodium fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Queen_Jay29
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Do you have 11 protons?

Because you are sodium fine!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inspiredman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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