Spaghetti Pick up lines

The best Spaghetti pick up lines

Are you spaghetti 🍝?

Cuz I want you to meat my balls 😂
👤︎ u/ImagineNate
📅︎ Sep 13
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Hey, are you spaghetti?

Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you on my bed
👤︎ u/Pronintendont
📅︎ Nov 22
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Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

Now lets get u wet
👤︎ u/gamiGai
📅︎ Apr 16
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Your ass reminds me of spaghetti

Because I’m trying to eat your ass
👤︎ u/wheatwithheat
📅︎ Dec 23
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Do you like spaghetti?

Because you can meat my balls 8—>
👤︎ u/ericakate01
📅︎ Oct 22
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Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Because I'd love for you to meat my balls
👤︎ u/lycanthrope6950
📅︎ Jan 23
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Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
👤︎ u/Quunii
📅︎ Apr 28
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Roses are red, violets kinda suck

I like spaghetti, let's go fuck
👤︎ u/fairly_local_potato
📅︎ May 06
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Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.
👤︎ u/my_name_is_egg
📅︎ Jun 13
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How to pick up someone from the same sex

Me: hey, i think you look cute, would you like to go out for drinks. Them: sorry i'am straight Me: so does spaghetti when it's not hot Baduuum tsss
👤︎ u/femalebodyinspect007
📅︎ Feb 04
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