Spank Pick up lines

The best Spank pick up lines

Hey boy call me a mosquito

Cause I want u to spank me.
👤︎ u/chavicj
📅︎ Feb 08
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If you were a horse....

I'd spank you every time I'd want to ride you faster
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey, are you a bad girl?

Cuz I want to spank you with an elephant trunk.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 05
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Will you shut the fuck up??

Or else I will spank your motherfucking ass
📅︎ May 14
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Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can spank you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.
👤︎ u/Funkyember
📅︎ Feb 04
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